So I’ve been home for 3ish weeks or so since school ended and I have filled out countless applications for a summer job AND NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HIRING ME. Am I that intimidating? Am I that overqualified? HIRE ME DAMN IT! I need money so I can go back to college and give them my first and second children to pay off tuition! I know you’re hiring because I went through the job website and it clearly states that you need someone for the POSITION THAT I HAVE APPLIED FOR. I AM PATIENTLY WAITING YOUR CALL TO ACCEPT ME AS A EMPLOYEE. You need a worker, I need money. You don’t want a temporary worker? Well I’ll work for you for 3 months while you try to find another person who can be full time that Isn’t doing something with their lives while I have to leave to go back to school again to make something of my life.
Life isn’t fair, I’m aware of this. But god damn, if you need a worker, and I’m qualified. HIRE ME.