So I’ve been home for 3ish weeks or so since school ended and I have filled out countless applications for a summer job AND NONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HIRING ME. Am I that intimidating? Am I that overqualified? HIRE ME DAMN IT! I need money so I can go back to college and give them my first and second children to pay off tuition! I know you’re hiring because I went through the job...
I’m re-watching the Billboard Music Awards and damn. Chris Brown can sing his fucking song without a mic or moving his lips to the words he’s supposed to sing in his song? Talent. Also, those fricken’ ninja moves he was doing. He’s pretty much a badass. Seriously, there were how many other artists in that room and you had to choose Chris Brown to perform. Please.
You ever just feel like no matter what you do, the world and everyone in it is against you? I do.
Alright summer, it’s been fun but 6 days into it and I’m done. Take me back to school, I don’t want to be at home anymore.
The time I got locked out of my room (not my...
So I come back to my dorm room all like, okay I need to get shit, go to the bathroom, and then leave again. So I walk up to my room, and the door is propped open and unlocked. My roomie is nowhere in sight. She does this all the time and it pisses me off. Like what if someone were to just nonchalantly come into our room and take something? Yes this is a good school but temptation is temptation,...
Tumblr is a trap. You’ll never get out. There are more important things to do. Homework. Go do your homework! ^ Where was this warning sign when I made an account. I would have really appreciated that about now alright?
I’ve got however many friends at school and I can’t find a single person to have dinner with me. Life.
peter-hale: i-choose-archery: kaylakay19: ...
dittoh: the pope is just pulling out early like a good catholic
There are people who get 50 likes on a picture of them smiling on Facebook when they post those pictures daily. And then there’s me. My prediction is that when I post a status about being engaged there will be one like and one comment from my mom saying “Yay that’s great honey!”
So let me get this straight. You’re blasting Disney music in your room. Your door is open. You’re not in your room. It is past quiet hours. I can hear said music from anywhere in my unit. And I have to come tell you to turn it down. You should have seen the flaw before I had to point it out to you. It’s a Sunday night. At 11:45pm. People are doing homework and sleeping. I...
“Curiosity killed the cat.” Yeah well pretty sure that cat had nine lives, and the Egyptians worshipped cats so I’m sure that thing got reincarnated or something cause it’s not going to die, along with my curiosity. Just sayin’.
Dear makers of Snuggie (Is that what it’s called? Snuggie, smuggie, sluggie, whatever, the blanket with sleeves), you should make one out of a comforter, that will be guaranteed to keep you warm.
Okay guys, can we please stop fucking around? I only want the setlist for the All Time Low Canadian tour. If you have it please respond and now I’m leaving a necessary question mark at the end?
Alright, who’s going to be my best friend ever tonight and post the All Time Low setlist for their tour?
Me and @NiallOfficial playing #onething
bradfordbadchick: imagine marrying Ed Sheeran like how beautiful would his wedding vows be
Niall and Zayn’s Taylor Swift joke
I want to marry a man that can be a better father to my children than my dad was to me.
niallar: Harry: We have always been big fans-...